Hello! You have accidentally stumbled onto the page where I have posted most of the short stories that I've written. For your health, I have ordered these stories in the order from the best to worst in quality. The ones at the bottom of the list really stink. Don't read them. The ones that were written by "Rosey" are so awful that I didn't even give myself credit for writing it.

The Stories Index

  1. Dudley's Adventure in Sporting Goods
    2. comedy
  2. The Mammoth Space Torpedo Affair
    3. sci-fi/comedy (A Rod & Georgette Story)
  3. Gahhh! My Cafeteria is Being Run by Bolsheviks!
    4. essay/comedy
  4. Travels With a Frustrated Calculus Student
    5. comedy/off-the-wall
  5. Don's School Board Meeting
    6. play/comedy
  6. His Mother and His Grief
    7. surreal/drama
  7. Caught With My Hand Up the Petticoat!
    8. comedy/monologue
  8. An Ode to My Socks
    9. comedy/monologue
  9. I Was a Teenaged Poet
    10. essay/comedy (A Steven P. Danes Essay)
  10. Rod's Peculiar Encounter
    11. horror/comedy (A Rod & Georgette Story)
  11. The Musical Moonmen
    12. sci-fi/surreal
  12. 51 Ways to Tell if You're Possessed By Demons
    13. essay/comedy
  13. My Mechanical Pencil Hath Run Out of Lead
    14. comedy/monologue
  14. Why I Should Quit My Job (Because It Could Prove to Have Irreplacable Damage to My Sex Life)
    15. comedy/monologue
  15. The Principal's Office
    16. comedy (A Steven P. Danes Story)
  16. 2002 Music Year in Review
    17. essay/comedy
  17. Jake's African Violet
    18. comedy
  18. How Orville Won the Lottery
    19. comedy
  19. A Scientist's Tale
    20. comedy
  20. The Semi-Official Viewer's Guide to the Sound of Music
    21. essay/comedy
  21. Group Therapy
    22. comedy
  22. My Once Love
    23. drama/romance
  23. How to Vanish Forever
    24. children's/fable
  24. The Philosophical Quesions of Life
    25. essay/comedy
  25. Your Daily Horoscope
    26. comedy
  26. Don Ignacio's Certifiable Pedigree-Siberian-Hamster Mix Tape for the Romantic Soul and for Men Who Want to Get Slapped Mix Vol. 6.5
    27. essay/comedy
  27. Why Beavers Should Run the Public Libraries
    28. essay/comedy (A Steven P. Danes Essay)
  28. The Masculine Metaphor Man!
    29. comedy (A Steven P. Danes Story)
  29. The Game Show Sketch
    30. comedy/play
  30. The Billboard Siren
    31. romance/surreal
  31. Le Probleme Du Parking
    32. essay/comedy (Written by Rosey)
  32. Rosey and His International Band of Crazies
    33. comedy/surreal (Written by Rosey)
  33. Call Me Tarquin
    34. comedy/surreal (Written by Rosey)